Thursday 2 October 2008

Nunkey Business

Three nuns die in a car crash, and go up to heaven.

St Peter stands waiting for them at the pearly gates, and tells the nuns, "Before you come in, I'm afraid you'll have to answer a question. Don't worry, the questions are very easy."

He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?"

"Eve," she answers.

"That's the correct answer," St Peter replies. "Go straight in."

To the second nun, St Peter asks, "Where did Eve live?"

"The Garden of Eden," she answers.

"That's the correct answer," St Peter replies. "Go straight in."

As the third nun is the Mother Superior, St Peter tells her, "I'm afraid I have to ask you a more difficult question. What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"

The nun thinks for a moment and murmurs, "Ooh, thats a hard one."

"That's the correct answer," St Peter replies. "Go straight in.

2 comments:

Muhamad Lodhi said...

I've pasted this on an email to a friend.

Duohedron Politico said...

Why thank you!