Sunday 5 October 2008

Never Say This To A Lady

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

His wife asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

The husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled, the wife asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

Her husband replies: "I don't know, but it worked for your ass!"

2 comments:

Muhamad Lodhi said...

ehrm...not quite up our street here, but someone's bound to like it. :-)

Duohedron Politico said...

Thank you!
;-)