Tuesday 18 November 2008

Liners

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

1 comment:

Muhamad Lodhi said...

Oh you got me with these!
I like the second one most.